goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

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perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

(via death-by-lulz)

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friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

(via death-by-lulz)

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(via orgasmic-humor)

thepocketwatchparadox:

davestrider:

dreamingdusk:

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.

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(Source: memewhore, via majortvjunkie)

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thepocketwatchparadox:

davestrider:

dreamingdusk:

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.

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yourleadingman:

people disappoint, food is eternal

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yourleadingman:

people disappoint, food is eternal

(Source: srnug, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

whorrids:

"I read the book before I watched the movie"

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(via generalbooty)

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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shynun:

typing kkk instead of kk:

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cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via andreacooksey)